My Life As Another Man

Giovanni’s homework

Mr. Gamboa,
I just wanted to let you know that Giovanni did not have his homework to day for language arts and math.  For Language Arts, this is the 4th  missed homework assignment for the month of November.  He is struggling in many areas, and it is very important that he complete his homework so his grades do not suffer more.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Mrs. XXXXX
Mrs. XXXXXX

Census 2010

Received: Oct. 11, 2010

From: Argentina

Message (Translated): Estimates, as is public knowledge on 27 October 8-18 pm. will conduct the national census 2010, in the case of our neighborhood and I got the payroll of the 18 people we surveyed.

Game on Sunday

Sent: October 14, 2010
From: East Coast, USA
Sent to: Carlos (jgamboa@gmail.com) 

Hi All,

   Need to know who can make a second game this weekend on Sunday at 11:30 here at North Park. We were one game short on the schedule and need to make it up. If not we can try next Sunday. I want to get this game in before it starts to get snowy on us.  The last option is 6 Nov. 

Thanks

L.

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EL JUEVES… YA ESTAMOS AVISADOS POR HOTMAIL

Received: July 5, 2010

From: Spain

Message (Translated From Spanish):

PAY ATTENTION TO THIS, PLEASE 

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Hello everyone 
It seems that the warnings were real. The use of msn and mail will cost money from summer 2010. If you send this email to 18 different contacts on your list, your icon will be blue and will be free for you. If you do not believe me, go to www.msn.com 

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Due to the sudden rush of people signing in Hotmail, has come to our attention that we are running a saturation of resources. Thus, within a month’s time, was deleted to anyone who does not receive this e-mail with the exact subject heading our server. Please do follow this email so that we know you are still using this account. 

ALERT Booked: 
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   If you use Hotmail sends this message to everyone you know who use it, otherwise the owner of Hotmail (Jon Henerd) delete your mail from here. Hotmail is being overloaded and need to get rid of people and want to know what current users who are using their Hotmail accounts. So if you are a user, please send this e-mail all you can, but if you pass it to anyone delete your hotmail account. 
Thank you for your cooperation 
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Hotmail Management Department. 
Hello. 
Due to the saturation that we have had due to the appearance of MSN and its derivatives, we are suffering a glut in the system to create email accounts. The consequences suffered are: 
1). No more space than 1 MB of hard disk space. 
2). No more than 20 users in your contact book. 
3). Required to remit at least one copy of this email at least 10 people so that the system can verify your existence and your participation in it. 
Microsoft Internet Services has a small device to resend the message which will remain on the list of active users of hotmail. If you do not order requirements within 7 days your account will be closed and permanently deleted the system.  
Sorry for the inconvenience. a.. Athens: Hotmail Staff ‘b.. Edward John - President

Translated: Amigas En Red

Received: March 20, 2009

From: Mexico, D.F.

NSFW-ish photo after the jump

Message (Translated From Spanish):

Hi Juan,

I present something special for yourself.We have a proposal to commission for 2500 pesos contact Mariana for close friends, see photo attached. She is 19 years old, is 1.64, size 5.

She is very nice, cool, funny, cultured and interesting, really. If you agree, send your bank account details to deposit the cost of switch, once completed, send your cell phone number and e-mail….Mariana is looking for a gentleman like a close friend who can support her with a monthly payment of $ 3,000.00 pesos to see her 2 times a month. The idea is to share pleasant moments with a partner, both in private and in a broader range of friendship, fun and improvement.

We clarify that the commission of $ 2,500.00 is to bring you into contact Mariana. It’s really a reasonable relative to costs, risks and time involved in the process. Sure, the monthly payment of 3 000 is separate.

If during the first exit no empathy, write to this email and have a second or even a third contact at no cost, only cover the sponsorship of the new girl. Please give the opportunity to serve!Atte. Fernanda / 

Desired Profile Contact 
Applicant Details: 
Name: Juan 
Last Name: Gamboa Gamboa 
Age: 50 
State: DISTRITO FEDERAL 
Education: Bachelor 
Jobs: Sales Manager 
e-mail: jgamboa@gmail.com 
Phone: 
Mobile: 
Nextel: 
Source found at: Universal 

Girl Requested profile: 
Girl profile: high, not skinny but not chubby, submissive, available, and that is nice 
Age range: 25 to: 30 years. 

Message: Value for discrete and continuous

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This is your grade through Test #1! Start on Chapter 9 homework today!!!!!!

Received: September 19, 2010

From: Maricopa Community Colleges, Arizona, USA

Student Summary (all assignments) for “Untitled”, 9/18/2010
                                                              File Name: MAT 120 10am Fall 2010.cls



Name: JXXX Gamboa ID: 10514 Grade: C (76.8%)

                                       Score        Grade        Date
                                   ——————- —————- ——————
   Notebook                                        75.0% C
     Notebook check #1                   12.00     75.0% C     9/13/2010

   Quizzes                                         78.3% C+
     Quiz #T                              5.20     86.7% B     9/13/2010
     Quiz #1                              7.70     70.0% C-    9/18/2010

   Homework                                        97.9% A+
     Chap T, mathog, syllb quiz          90.00     97.8% A+    9/13/2010
     Unit 1 (8.1 - 8.5) & test corr      47.00     97.9% A+    9/18/2010

   Class Activities                                72.0% C-
     Class Activity #1 (8.1 - 8.5)       36.00     72.0% C-    9/18/2010

   Tests                                           75.5% C
     Test #T                             68.00     68.0% D+    9/13/2010
     Test #1 (8.1 - 8.5 & T)             83.00     83.0% B-    9/18/2010

2010 Toyota Tacoma

Received: January 26, 2010

From: Texas, USA

> Jack,
>  I’m sorr
> PLease find the enclose caption of your application and evidence of
> insurance. Please do not hesitate to call if you may have any question to
> this matter. Thanks.
>
> Dennis PXXXXXX
> Farmers Insurance Group
> 713 XXXXXX Office
> 713 XXXXXXX Fax
> 832 XXXXXX Mobile
>
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